Order! Order! People, please, settle down. I know we’re all upset, but let’s approach this like adults.
OK…I call this meeting of the I Heart Ryan Gosling Support Group to order.
As most of you probably know, my name is Karen, and I’m the current president of the Northern California chapter. I called this emergency meeting in response to the tragic news yesterday about Ryan.
We’ve received more calls to the counseling line over the past 24 hours than we have in the prior two years. Clearly, many of us are upset.
There’s no two ways about it — this is a catastrophe, so we’re officially in disaster recovery mode.
But as bad as things seem, we have to get it together, people. Come on! If I have to listen to another person cry on the phone for 45 minutes about she-who-will-not-be-named, I will lose my sh*t.
Focus. Quit listening to Adele, get your butt off the couch, and change out of your pajamas. Pull yourselves together! Ryan needs us now more than ever.
In situations like this, I can’t recommend makeup enough. It always makes me feel a little better. In fact, blush is a personal favorite of mine.
Why, before I applied these new Bobbi Brown Brightening Blushes this afternoon, I felt like this…
But now I feel like this…
**RING! RING!**
